Mostly these 'gems' have arrived in email, without any indication of author, or why they were written.  They are copied verbatim with only minor formatting required to fit this page and CMS requirements.

I hope you take them as written, either as humour or as something the think and ponder over.

 

 

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending,

then having the two as close together as possible." 
                                                                                                   George Burns

 

 

From Facebook.

Can anyone tell me why it is so hard to pray, but easy to swear? Why clubs are growing and churches are shrinking? Why it is so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip? Why we can worship a celebrity, but not Jesus? Gonna ignore this? The Lord said, if you deny Me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father.

Re-Post if you're not afraid of what your friends will think.


It's wonderful what God can do with a broken heart - if He gets all the pieces.